Snott av Lakey

Dude, She called you fat.... "OH HELL NO, HOLD MY CAKE
Daughter: Hey mum i'm going to my room with my boyfriend. 
Mum: Okay don't do anything stupid. 
*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.* 
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh! 
*.Mum runs into her room.* 
Mum: What are you doing!?!?!?!? 
Daughter: Mum were having sex, get out! 
Mum: Oh thank god i thought you were listening to justin bieber.

Cristiano Ronaldo said once in a TV interview “the god of football has sent me to earth, in order to show people how to play football the right way!” 
When Messi heard about what Ronaldo said, he looked at the ground thinking for a while, then said: “I don’t remember sending anyone.”

Hahahahahaha sista är så jävla bra.

/KÄCK

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